hand planes

Just hook up your keys to it and say its a floating key chain.

 

Brilliant!

 

Jam it in your board shorts until you get out there. Don't forget to wax your nipples.

 

use a 5 foot leash on your ankle

You guys are ridiculous... You could use a 5' surf leash and attach it your ankle. If you have two handplanes you'll need two leashes. You don't want to use a boggie-boarding leash cause it'll get in the way.

 

WE'RE TALKING BODYSURFING HERE!!!

You need to wax your armpits, more so if they are really nappy. I'm talking 3/4 of a bar of Brazilian Fu Wax. Also, I'm pretty sure you need a leash for your leash in OCMD.

I think the easiest thing to do is put a cup holder on it so you will have somewhere to put your beer.

 

I'm almost 100% positive you'd be fine in OCMD, i believe the rule is Nothing with skegs.