Surfers!

Discussion in 'Mid Atlantic' started by eppeldaa, May 6, 2012.

  1. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010
    So we can assume that you're a Gentile?
     
  2. World B Free

    World B Free Well-Known Member

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    Feb 7, 2013
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  3. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    It look like with foreskin present coitus and fellatio would be less enjoyable.
     
  4. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010
    Not to mention the foule stench and flavour of Queso de Pito.
     
  5. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    It must be horrible, especially right in the centre of the *****.
     
  6. Speed Bump

    Speed Bump Well-Known Member

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    Jun 3, 2014
    Spaniards are grody.
     
  7. waterbaby

    waterbaby Well-Known Member

    Oct 1, 2012
    don't be a slob and just wash it before fellatio...would you go down on a girl if hers was stanky?
     
  8. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    No judgement here WB...I've never really researched this topic before, I guess I just assumed it was SOP for lil fellers at birth.

    And I would never make such generalizations about one group of people.
     
  9. illuminite

    illuminite Well-Known Member

    167
    Apr 3, 2014
    a circumsized dong may be the difference between just a simple BJ to full blown sex
     
  10. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    wow cant believe I actually read this thread lol.I thought circumcision is mandatory for kids ,atleast in America,just like certain vaccines u get as a baby.no offense to u uncircumsized people on here,but as somebody who spent a lot of time on the nude beach,that shyt looks nasty,i hear u feel it better during sex but man it looks eerie.no offense lol
     
  11. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    my girl used to call them turtles lol.its like a dog lol ok I have to stop this
     
  12. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010
    Yes. Yes I would.
     
  13. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    eww fish lmao you nasty
     
  14. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010
    OK, I lied. My first SI lie, I swear.

    Actually, I was about to nail this little 80's metal chick with black fishnet hose once. She smelled just like a crab processing plant near a stinky marina.

    My turtle never retreated so fast in his life.
     
  15. Radderbsurfin

    Radderbsurfin Well-Known Member

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    Jun 21, 2013

    Boner Repellent
     
  16. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Nevermind stanky, anybody on here earn their Red Wings???

    I bet ya Chavez has...
     
  17. CBSCREWBY

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2012
    I I were a biker, I'd have a patch...
     
  18. The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII

    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII Well-Known Member

    Oct 19, 2014


    FIRST OF ALL... I just want to take the time to thank you for inviting us all to discuss your son's cock. This is probably the most attention his dong will get from a group of older men until he enters the gay porn industry in 15 years.

    I have a comedian friend that does 20 minutes on circumcizing his son or not. They decided not to, but he made some really good points, like, "What if my son wants to whip his **** out at parties. He can't because he will have some weird anteater ****."

    So in closing, ask yourself if you want your offspring to be an unloved ant-eater / human hybrid that will ultimately be led to the camps in wayne's cattle car of jews he calls a van, or whether you want him to lead a normal life.
     
  19. sbx

    sbx Well-Known Member

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    Mar 21, 2010
    But what if he wants to whip it out at a European party?
     
  20. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010
    (drops microphone)

    How the fvck do you top this? If this poste isn't platinum, I don't know what is.