Wax

Much fastest is sand board wax. Slid so faster than others not as passionate. Banners too will make passionate bodyboarding faster.

 

Paint your bodyboard yellow--then it will go real fast!! Wicked fast!!

 

Carnauba wax is best. Try Turtle Wax for a Hard Shell Finish.

 

no jimbos for you

o barry

 

Ron john stickers = speed

 

best wax is candle wax dripped directly on the nipples

 

Try Moderator Wax.

If you don't like it, you can just ban it forever.

 

Try fecal wax.

 

[video=youtube;Qe_sXNuhjuE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qe_sXNuhjuE[/video]

I did not watch this but I hope I don't get banned

 

Good bye--it was nice knowing you!!
Buh bye!! Say hi to Mom!! Don't forget to send a postcard!! Bon Voyageeeeee!!! Don't wear underwear with holes in case of an accident!!!

 

Ear wax, heard that's what they used waaaay back in the day. Barry say it isn't so.