Surfers anonymous

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Clownface, Apr 27, 2017.

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  1. Apr 27, 2017 #1
    Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

    747
    Jan 24, 2017
    HI my name is Clownface

    I spend all my money on surfboards and wetsuits.
    I can't make plans in advance because there might be waves that day
    I only work night jobs, daytime is for surfing
    I put surfing before my girlfriend
    I've missed major holidays with family to go surfing.
    NFL playoffs are always in jeopardy
    I speed to the beach
    I have fought over parking spots
    Rainy day funds turn into surftrip funds
    Sketchy international travel
    Owning 10 surfboards is normal
    If I miss waves I get anxiety

    Anybody else want to speak
     
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  3. Apr 28, 2017 #2
    HelpHelpLetMeOut

    HelpHelpLetMeOut Well-Known Member

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    Mar 2, 2017
    I hate having so much in common with you
     
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  5. Apr 28, 2017 #3
    Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

    747
    Jan 24, 2017
    And guess what 100 pimp? I don't regret it for one flupsing second. " All this love that I've found "
     
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  6. Apr 28, 2017 #4
    headhigh

    headhigh Well-Known Member

    2,985
    Jul 17, 2009
    please stfu. no one cares.
     
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  7. Apr 28, 2017 #5
    Sniffer

    Sniffer Well-Known Member

    1,186
    Sep 20, 2010
    [video]https://youtu.be/-5NBja6NLTg[/video]
     
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  8. Apr 28, 2017 #6
    Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

    747
    Jan 24, 2017
    Face it you're cool, get over it.
     
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  9. Apr 28, 2017 #7
    nopantsLance

    nopantsLance Well-Known Member

    4,745
    Aug 15, 2016
    [​IMG]
     
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  10. Apr 28, 2017 #8
    Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    +1 billion.
     
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  11. Apr 28, 2017 #9
    Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

    747
    Jan 24, 2017
    That's right I forget you guys are cool surfers who shop at Huckberry and only talk about surfing in relation to yourself. And that makes you super cool; get over it.
     
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  12. Apr 28, 2017 #10
    Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

    747
    Jan 24, 2017
    Face it Barry Cuda you're cool, it's official
     
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  13. Apr 28, 2017 #11
    Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    "......talk about surfing only in relation to yourself".
    Please see 1st post of this thread.
    You are welcome.
     
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  14. Apr 28, 2017 #12
    Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    So I am told.......
     
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  15. Apr 28, 2017 #13
    LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

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    Aug 12, 2009
    retreadde
     
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  16. Apr 28, 2017 #14
    zagaff3r

    zagaff3r Well-Known Member

    251
    Dec 30, 2016
    you just suck at life

    Probably not as much as you suck at surfing; but I imagine that it's a close second.

    ^this

    Sh!1, I agree with Barry. Truly a sign of the End Times.

    Repent sinners, the Apocalypse is nigh! Make sure you're stocked up on t.p. , whiskey, n bullets.

    Only one thing for you to do:
    Stop posting on SI
    Wait for Storm of Century (anything over waist high should qualify for you)
    Fly to Australia
    Go to Bells Beach
    Fight with Johnny
    Lose (should be easy for you)
    Paddle out

    [​IMG]
     
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  17. Apr 28, 2017 #15
    zagaff3r

    zagaff3r Well-Known Member

    251
    Dec 30, 2016
    Think about that. You suck at something you put all your effort into.

    Wow.
     
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  18. Apr 28, 2017 #16
    Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

    747
    Jan 24, 2017
    Make money
    Do whatever
    Bro Down

    I will out surf you drunk anywhere
     
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  19. Apr 28, 2017 #17
    nopantsLance

    nopantsLance Well-Known Member

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    Aug 15, 2016
    [​IMG]
     
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  20. Apr 28, 2017 #18
    kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    3,066
    Mar 6, 2016
    The New Shred
     
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  21. Apr 28, 2017 #19
    cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    4,626
    Apr 20, 2012
    na shred was interesting lol and had pics to back up his claims
     
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  22. Apr 28, 2017 #20
    Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

    3,824
    Aug 19, 2010
    Dear Clownman,

    We never met, but my name is Mr Belmar.

    I don't post on here very often anymore- but I have noticed that you seem to have a lot of pent up frustration. Have you ever considered speaking to someone about all your problems? If you ever need someone to talk to, you can always book a flight to Belmar and also score some waves. There's a great bar right across from the best surfbreak - it's called DJais- I'm sure you would fit right in and find someone to talk to about all your issues.

    Your pal and new bff,
    Mr Belmar
     
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