70s porn stache

You know that look where the guy seems to have stuck his face through the bars of the baboon's cage at the zoo & rammed his mug into the baboon's ass & emerged with a hairy facial...? Yeah. That one. There's a few guys I see around still sportin' that look.

Did these guys not get the memo how totally wack that looks?

 

Ya know, I should really stay off this thread but wtf are you guys talking about?? It sounds like you're speaking another language

 

havent shaved since nov1. my face looks a bag of tan mashed up graying pubic hair

 

no shave november ... google it

MKF ... http://www.m4k-ilm.org/M4K-ILM_2014/Home.html


i think it's weird as fuk

 

Pics or it didn't happen.
(I want to hear about HOL fainting when he sees ya grille - - he still wakes up every day wondering when his voice will change; pubes aren't even on his radar screen yet (witness his doofus query, above).

 

You guys are bizarre.

Beards make sense in the winter, especially if you surf or work outside somewhere with actual winter. Otherwise they're just annoying, food (and other things you eat) gets in there, it gets itchy and needs to be washed, it's just too f*ckin annoying for me. It's bad enough to have to was your hair occasionally, who needs another mop on their face?

MIS, I never thought I'd see you go the hipster route. But then again, libertarianism is pretty trendy...

 

Started growing my mustache in mid September. Got a precent decent sized handlebar going at the moment and probably going to keep it through the holidays. I like the look. I also want to know what it feels to have a frozen handlebar when I surf Christmas morning.

 

wife is visiting fam for 3 weeks, Ive been living in same pair of trunks and eating my eggs out of the frying pan to save on dishes too
its a coincidence about shaving, im not trying to be trendy, just lazy and grimy
surfing in trunks makes them clean, right? cool cool

 

I hear you man. I do a month + a few times a year, out of laziness/forgetfulness. That pan sh*t is hilarious, you have a cast iron? Just some salt & a wipe, then it's clean. Plus you can bring it camping and throw it in the fire.

Surfing in trunks definitely makes them clean, if they don't have much white in 'em. My question is, does surfing in underwear make them clean?

Sometimes I'm out of fresh garments and I wear em under the wetty. Doing laundry and surfing, now that's f*ckin multitasking. Sesh & refresh!

 

Valuable hair grooming tips! Mustaches start at 3:09. Other areas of bod' also addressed.
[video=youtube;JXmU0kQyeSU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXmU0kQyeSU[/video]

 

Here's another:
[video=youtube;z3tUV_U2huc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3tUV_U2huc[/video]

 

im sporting a phat mustache for the 3rd year in a row, ill admit it looks terrible but that's not the point. i shave it before thanksgiving but until then I've got the stache

 

dosxx those girls are so dumb I welcome the apocalypse

 

My wife likes the look but hates the feel... in all places.... I grow a beard for about 2 months every two years... I forget how itchy the mfers are and how much my wife hates getting beard rash.

 

I had a solo stache for a good 8 months last year and was trying to grow it out to Wyatt Earp length but it maxed out around 7 months of growth. I was able to hang Christmas ornaments off the handlebars last year which was awesome. The girl I was dating at the time loved it but she also had a thing for mustaches. Used to get a lot of comments from older women about reminding them of their father...really creepy ****. I then had a 7 month beard that I recently shaved off. Again, the reviews were mixed but there isn't really a middle ground: girls either love that **** or are like omg you're disgusting get away from me.

 

ever chic I know prefers smooth faces during uh, you know (I already have 2 infractions cant afford a 3rd from our overlords)
so where did the phrase 'mustache rides' comes from if shaved is preferred?

perplexed over here

 

Cunnalinguist.