All-inclusive style resorts in Costa Rica?

let me simple this down for you... your a kook and thats all youll ever be. your the type of person that goes to bali and stays in compound the whole time. oh and your wifes are hors. they cant do sht and sound like lazy ****s. you little rich types make me sick. come stay at a grand hilton in south carolina. there will be surfboards crosses burning in the hallways of your rooms, from the surfing kkk. your a puyc your nothing i bench 10 times more hard than you.

 

you prolly can't afford this place but whatever

 

In dee face!

 

Blasters is on fire lately ... SI regulator stepping in!

As for you OP... I have to wonder if you're a troll. Does anyone really plan a trip 18 months in advance? Maybe to f*cking Mars, but Costa Rica? And Sandals? I guess you're a troll (Bradpitted?) or a Carnaval cruise type guy.

It ain't rocket science, Costa has tourist pads out the wazoo for people like you. If you want to surf but your wife will get mad... well you probably chose your wife poorly. But hey, we all think with our d*ks sometimes.

Stay somewhere like Jaco, or wherever the ****ty turista towns are. Then, on some days, you surf, while your wives are lying down in air conditioned hotel rooms, eating Tico sausage. On other days, you can go ziplining or horsebackriding with them, or whatever the f*ck you pasty people do. Maybe you'll get lucky and find a TGI Fridays down there. And learn some Spanish- you've got a year and a half.

but ... 'Sandals' ... really?

 

Better yet, hit Miami beach...fuk man, your girls wont like the insects in CR. Don't go down there and kook up the beach for people that actually want a surf vacation.

 

Jaco- just beware.

Stay further north.

 

After reading your post- I would just go to Hawaii or something. I mean Costa Rica is sweet and all- but your wife will probably like Hawaii better....

 

can you tell me wtf a simply surf scale is??? who comes up with this sht.

 

Go surf Typhoon Lagoon in Disney World Orlando, and hit the Pirates of the Caribbean ride. Just like Costa Rica, but no salt water crocs. Your lovely wives will love it. You won't drown (Do you even swim?!?). You can thank me later.

 

1. butt hurt kook
2. floundering newbie
3. bouy
4. can stand up on a SUP
5. can bodysurf but can't swim
6. can shoulder hoppe but their shi* gets tossed in the O
7. average joe - surfs, eats, sleeps, repeat
8. shredder- throws the spray, shreds the gnar, busts rad airs 360s but land very few
9. Kelly Fing Slater
10. o barry

 

Fuggin' Santa Terresa? I spent a month camping at Playa Carmen. It's been 10 years since I returned and my business fell together. gave up a house and a technical school to work on my own. my paradise has turned into yuppie heaven. God hath worked in mysterious ways.

 

You bonehead dweeb... RipJacks Inn at Playa Grande. p.s. Don't pay any attention to the punks on this forum. You'll be fine down there. The worst that could happen is your wives will get the clap from boinking the tico boys. And, you idiots wont catch a wave.

 

I think I'm a 6.917. Still get raped on the paddle out when its relentless.

He is right about playa grande. Rip Jack is good, la majadera is quaint and next door, and bp surf hotel had pimp rooms and is also next door. Very nice spots. Find a "surf camp" like point break surf camp or something in the area--- they are $200 a day according to this couple we met, and that includes food and lodging. They will put you up at one of those hotels.

I'm in tamarindo now. It's not that romantic. I mean the drug dealers kinda get my girl wet but that's about it. Playa Grande is more of a couples spot. There are two dozen surf camps in tamarindo but it's by no means serene.

While you're there, paddle up the river mouth at high tide. The crocs won't bite. They're just curious.

 

Witches Rock Surf Camp in Tamarinda. Its a 'boutique surf resort' and gf friendly. I took a non surfer there and she hung out, tried to speak spanish, explored the town and set up side trips (horseback riding in the forest with Howler Monkeys, etc). They have staff, resources, etc. and can get you to waves, surf lessons, etc. On the pricey side but not crazy. That was 10 yrs ago, and things may be different but she was happy with it and I surfed decent waves.

 

If you stay at rip jack get one of the suites (newer section). Well worth extra$. Not much to do there though unless you drive (take her horse back riding in the mountains... Super cool to look out over the pacific while cruzin the hillside with chickiepoo on a horse). Little town north of Playa is cool ( can't remember name... Has cool shops, restaurants, and a beach/ lagoon with calm waves... Good place to take her swimming/ sunset/ happy hour.... Day trip.

 

Rip Jack is 45 a night right now.

Play grande has miles of beach to surf. You can have a peak to yourself but it gets lonely out there in shark and croc territory.

PM me for details.