Best Names for a Boat

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by EmassSpicoli, Aug 4, 2014.

  1. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Trow up the best damn names you've ever seen on a boat. It's gotta be one you've seen or put on a boat yourself.

    I've seen a ton, but the best two recently were:

    Nauti By Nature
    Sea Cups (had the two dopest wahines on it in Brazkinis)


    Let's hear em and if you try to jack dis tread you're an effin kook and will bring bad karma to da 2014 Atlantic Hurricane season for us all.

    KEEP IT HOLY, NOT HAOLE
     
  2. JakeF

    JakeF Well-Known Member

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    Jun 12, 2014
    There's a sailboat in Westport, MA called "Passing Wind"
     

  3. NJ glide

    NJ glide Well-Known Member

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    Jun 8, 2013
    There was a boat called "Tuna Taco" the name itself only great because of the graphic a very detailed butt naked hot chick from behind doing a split while using two tuna's for water skis (the cranky old women at the marina made the guy paint a bikini on her after the first year). And " Master Baiter"
     
  4. salt

    salt Well-Known Member

    Mar 9, 2010
    Awesome. Tuna Taco. LOL.
     
  5. MrMacdugal

    MrMacdugal Well-Known Member

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    Aug 19, 2011
    Best name hands down... and no you cannot use it.
    So Gnar
     
  6. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    the wind blows for free and so do sailors
     
  7. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    I saw one at the lake that was called "Pole Dancer" had a chick wrapped around a fishing pole like a stripper.
     
  8. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
  9. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Siccccccccc (11 characters bc it was so gd)
     
  10. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
  11. NJ glide

    NJ glide Well-Known Member

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    Jun 8, 2013
    And I almost forgot "The Sandy Hooker"
     
  12. NJ glide

    NJ glide Well-Known Member

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    Jun 8, 2013
    Regarding "Aqua-holic" There are 4 different boats in NJ with that name that I know of. ( I am a mobile boat repair guy)
     
  13. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
  14. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Dammit, no its not so cool any more. LOL what about the salty swallow or ship for brains
     
  15. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Yeah, there's about 4 per marina up here in EMass.

    Bro, you must be the ill ding repairman with your knowledge of glassing and sanding.
     
  16. GODSxMOONBEAN

    GODSxMOONBEAN Well-Known Member

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    Jun 30, 2014
  17. oipaul

    oipaul Well-Known Member

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    May 23, 2006
    The Chum Dumpster. or Guzzler.
     
  18. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Sic
     
  19. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Douche Canoe
     
  20. NJ glide

    NJ glide Well-Known Member

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    Jun 8, 2013
    I hold my own in that dept. I actually learned how to do repairs on surfboards when i was in my teens.