eddie rothman's gonna be pissed

Yeah but screw Rothman anyway, guys a mega super douche reserved for the dankest, stankest oldest cu#ts and assholes in da world.

 

"Also worth noting: over the course of the last five Billabong Pipeline Masters events, the Pipe specialists have occupied only 12.5% of Quarterfinal positions and none has made the Semifinals of the event."


That says it all. The original idea here was that these local "Pipe specialists" had a greater chance at victory over the ASP tour members so they should have more seeds available. The stats above indicate how they have been wrong for 14 straight years. And how every group of local's that shred a spot swear they are the best there and that they would smoke these tour pros. And 10 out of 10 times, the boys come through town and humble them. If the pipe specialists were that good, they would be on tour. Period. The ASP guys, who barely know the break outshine the locals every single year. My thoughts on this have always been that if its an ASP event, it needs to be treated as such under the same regulations as every other contest. Every local surfing community is affected by the tour stops, and although Pipeline is "Holy Ground" so is almost every other spot on tour.....

It is nice to see them taking a shot at that kook Rothman though. Can't wait to see what they have to say to each other next month.

 

Good to see someone stand up to Rothman. Tired of these Hawaiian thugs trying to dictate the rules.
If I were Randy Rarrick and the ASP managers I would have some body guards with me though. No joke.

The local pipe guys have had their chances in the Pipe Masters, despite strong arming their way into the contests over the years. They have proved they don't beat the tour guys. In fact, the Hawaiians that do win are tour guys (AI mostly).


Year

Winner

1981 Australia Simon Anderson
1982 Hawaii Michael Ho
1983 Hawaii Dane Kealoha
1984 United States Joey Buran
1985 Australia Mark Occhilupo
1986 Hawaii Derek Ho
1987 Australia Tom Carroll
1988 Australia Robbie Page
1989 Australia Gary Elkerton
1990 Australia Tom Carroll
1991 Australia Tom Carroll
1992 United States Kelly Slater
1993 Hawaii Derek Ho
1994 United States Kelly Slater
1995 United States Kelly Slater
1996 United States Kelly Slater
1997 Hawaii John Gomes
1998 Australia Jake Paterson
1999 United States Kelly Slater
2000 United States Rob Machado
2001 Hawaii Bruce Irons
2002 Hawaii Andy Irons
2003 Hawaii Andy Irons
2004 Hawaii Jamie O'Brien
2005 Hawaii Andy Irons
2006 Hawaii Andy Irons
2007 Australia Bede Durbidge
2008 United States Kelly Slater
2009 Australia Taj Burrow
2010 France Jeremy Flores
2011 Australia Kieren Perrow
2012 Australia Joel Parkinson
2013 United States Kelly Slater

 

he still surfs pretty well for an old fart. still an a-hole though who's not even really Hawaiian.

http://offjam.canaloff.globo.com/eddie-rothman-parte-3/

 

Hawaiian hulk hogan?

 

Remember guys, he is NOT hawaiian. Maybe a roided out "Jersey" Hulk Hogan, but there is ZERO hawaiian about that guy. Which is why everything he says is so Ironic. He even adopted a hawaiian accent for good measure. He is the transplant that every real local despises, no matter what coastline or what continent you are on.... A good reference here is this: Remember like 15-20 years ago, when Madonna bought a condo in England. A year or so later, she started doing interviews with a British accent. Some people just don't get it.

 

I have a mormon friend who did missionary work in Cancun and then came back not only with a new view on life but a strong Spanish "how do you say?" and accent. could this be natural? I dont really care either way. Eddie seems like a douche canoe.

 

eddie rothman < madonna

 

Eddie Rothman looks like Dog the Bounty Hunter with even poorer decision making skills.

Bro, Rothman... Quite possibly the only Hawaiian Jew.

 

eddie rothman became pissed when texas was too big to be the voice of, his anger carried over when hawaii realized he was a **** head with a fake accent shortly after his arrival.

Seriously though, every interview with da mang (hui) is him being the Joeseph Smith of hawaii. If you want to save hawaii do something other than act like an ignorant ****head. Hey Eddie, you want your land back? How about go rally against monsanto, sit in on zoning meetings when some developer wants to bulldoze a rainforest and build condos... taking on the asp and the surfing community should be the least of his worries, if anything its people like him that ruined the "hawaiian way" of surfing, moving there from the mainland and exposing their coastlines.

His "**** everyone but my family(all of hawaiian blood)" attitude is an act so full of **** he believes himself. Hes got a scew loose, its a shame his offspring have to be his offspring. I'm convinced that he thinks he is hawaii's disciple.

 

he's gonna stroke out with all that hate

 

http://www.playboy.com/articles/battling-monsanto-biotech-giant

 

Yes Eddie....please enlighten us with your deep Polynesian heritage O Philly Jew!

 

I stand corrected, its nice to see hes doing something productive.

That article actually paints a better picture of eddie than he can do himself.

Thanks for that sbx.

 

im about to stroke out from all this beer and frantic typing

 

A little off topic but I just read this book and found it quite entertaining and informative. Lots of insight into Eddie and the surfing culture on the North Shore. Never been to Hawaii but found it eye opening in comparison to the beautiful image I always had in my mind.

Here's a review by someone more qualified than me.
http://www.theinertia.com/business-media/review-welcome-to-paradise-now-go-to-hell-chas-smith/

 

"Welcome to paradise, now go to hell" is an entertaining read about Eddie and all the bs that happens on the north shore every winter.
Mrgnar....looks like you just beat me to it!

 

Skew! Glad you enjoyed it too

 

Hawaiian Jew = Jewaiian