"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I am all out of bubble gum" - Roddy Piper in They
"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son." "You f-cked up...you trusted us." -Animal House
Vinny Gambini: "Sure, sure I heard of grits. I've just never actually SEEN a grit before." That and many others from a true classic, My Cousin Vinny.
"Now let's you just drop them pants...Just take 'em right off...I bet you can squeal like a pig." -Hillbilly in Deliverance
I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy ****, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"
........ "I don't know if I fired 5 or 6 but this being a 44 magnum the most powerful handgun in the world" .......... ............... I gots to know ................. click Dirty Harry March 1971
Bullsh!t! I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. This quote got Sandblasters an infarction during the magic seaweed take over fiasco. He said it to me when I quoted Quoted FMJ to him. The Mods were stoopid back then, too...