quotes??

Discussion in 'Mid Atlantic' started by blue crush, Oct 27, 2008.

  1. blue crush

    blue crush Well-Known Member

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    Jul 12, 2008
    anyone have any good surfing quotes....??
     
  2. rgnsup

    rgnsup Well-Known Member

    Jun 23, 2008
    "I am an F-B-I Agent!!!"
     

  3. ...LostInFlorida

    ...LostInFlorida Well-Known Member

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    Jun 3, 2008
    "surfing sucks... don't try it."
     
  4. blue crush

    blue crush Well-Known Member

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    Jul 12, 2008
  5. ...LostInFlorida

    ...LostInFlorida Well-Known Member

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    Jun 3, 2008
    that's what i tell kids who walk to the beach with a hollister shirt on.
     
  6. blue crush

    blue crush Well-Known Member

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    Jul 12, 2008
    ohhh hahah ok
     
  7. surferboi0911

    surferboi0911 Well-Known Member

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    Apr 18, 2007
    "surfing is like the mob....."


    anyone wanna finish it?
     
  8. sosodel

    sosodel Well-Known Member

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    Mar 6, 2008
    pretty much anything from point break but my favorite from the movie being
    "Ben Harp: Do you think that taxpayers would like it Utah, if they knew that they were paying a federal agent to surf and pick up girls?
    Johnny Utah: Babes.
    Ben Harp: I beg your pardon?
    Johnny Utah: The correct term is Babes, sir."

    about surfing though
    "Ben Harp: Now for Christ's sake, does either one of you have anything even remotely interesting to tell me?
    [brief pause]
    Johnny Utah: I caught my first tube today... Sir. "

    ps hollister abercrombie and such is for gays
     
  9. Aguaholic

    Aguaholic Well-Known Member

    Oct 26, 2007
    Anything said in North Shore.

    I've seen bigger waves in a toilet.....

    Let's pound him Vince....you took his stuff you pound him...

    Twinny?...... he must still think he's on the main land

    Howz it....

    Yeah.....no!
    ...........................................

    FYI - Hollister = gay kooks
     
    Last edited: Oct 28, 2008
  10. rgnsup

    rgnsup Well-Known Member

    Jun 23, 2008
    :D @ the hate on Hollister...

    "I don't feel like surfing today Bodhi"
     
  11. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
    Hollister is for ***s and poseurs

    " the ocean is your mistress Skip, don't neglect her"
     
  12. kaisoul

    kaisoul Active Member

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    Jan 31, 2008
    "I'll ride the wave where it takes me" Eddie Vedder
     
  13. somesurfer4

    somesurfer4 Active Member

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    Jul 17, 2008
    "Waves are toys from god" - Clay Marzo
     
  14. A-FRaME-GaINES

    A-FRaME-GaINES Well-Known Member

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    May 19, 2008
    "All of us have in our veins the exact same percentage of salt in our blood that exists in the ocean, and, therefore, we have salt in our blood, in our sweat, in our tears. We are tied to the ocean. And when we go back to the sea -- whether it is to sail or to watch it -- we are going back from whence we came" - JFK

    Hollister is not surf apparel...it is apparel for tools
     
  15. LanceBurkhart

    LanceBurkhart Member

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    Oct 27, 2008
    Chandler teach me how to big wave surf, not even

    Here on the North Shore we treat friends mo betta
     
  16. mtnsurf

    mtnsurf Member

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    Apr 15, 2008
    "When the wave breaks here, don't be there."
     
  17. Aguaholic

    Aguaholic Well-Known Member

    Oct 26, 2007
    or your gonna get drilllllllled.:D
     
  18. oipaul

    oipaul Well-Known Member

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    May 23, 2006
    "Back off Warchild!"
    and of course, Big Wednesday w/ Gary Busey is a goldmine as The Masochist:

    Girl at Party: You've got a great figure.
    Peggy Gordon: Thank you. You too.
    Girl at Party: Is that a padded bra?
    Peggy Gordon: No, this is all me.
    Girl at Party: God.
    Peggy Gordon: You should try a padded bra.
    Girl at Party: I have one on.

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    Matt Johnson: I don't wanna be a star. Have my picture in magazines, have a bunch of kids looking up to me. I'm a drunk, Bear, a screw up. I just surf cause its good to go out and ride with your friends. I don't even have that anymore.

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    [Waxer pretends to be homosexual to avoid being drafted]
    Sergeant: Are you a homosexual?
    Waxer: Well, I guess I am. I wrote it down, "Homosexual Tendencies: Yes." Yes.
    Sergeant: Well, you're just gonna love it in the United States Army. There's lots of men there. And they get real close in foxholes and tanks, and in combat. Get him out of here and process him in the Marine Corps.
    Waxer: If you send me to Vietnam, I'll just die.

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    [Leroy the Masochist pretends to be insane to avoid being drafted]
    Psychologist: I see here they call you a masochist.
    Leroy the Masochist: I like pain.
    Psychologist: Can you be specific? What kind of pain do you like?
    Leroy the Masochist: Any kind of pain.
    Psychologist: Such as?
    Leroy the Masochist: I like fights, I've dove through windows, I've eaten light bulbs, I like sharks, any kind of blood. If you gave me a gun, I'd shoot you in the face just to see what it looked like when the bullet hit.

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    Matt Johnson: You know, Mrs. Barlow, there's something I'd like straighten out.
    Mrs. Barlow: What's that, Matt?
    Matt Johnson: Well, I did a lot of things around here I'm kind of ashamed of. I tore up your lawn with my '40 Ford...
    Mrs. Barlow: Many times.
    Matt Johnson: Took my pants off in front of your friends...
    Mrs. Barlow: Oh, yes.
    Matt Johnson: And I even passed out in your closet, but I never, and I don't know who could have if I didn't, but I never, and I repeat never, ever pissed in your steam iron.

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    Bear: That's the lemon next to the pie.

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    Leroy the Masochist: Why don't you get back to Burbank!

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    Spectator: Hey, do you surf, man? Are you a surfer?
    Bear: Oh, no... Not me, I'm just a garbage man.

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    Leroy the Masochist: He ain't no hodad Squidlips!

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    Leroy the Masochist: More beer!

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    Narrator, Fly: Stay casual, Barlow.
     
  19. El Porto

    El Porto Well-Known Member

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    Dec 28, 2007
    Stu Nahan: You know a lot of people expected that maybe Mark "Cutback" Davis or Bob “Jungle Death” Gerrard would take the honors this year.

    Spicolli: Those guys are ***S!!

    Stu: That's terrific...
     
  20. mOtion732

    mOtion732 Well-Known Member

    Sep 18, 2008
    is "poseur" the french version?