Sex Wax

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  1. Thewaternerd

    Thewaternerd Well-Known Member

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    Feb 16, 2013
  2. surfsolo

    surfsolo Well-Known Member

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    Apr 1, 2009
    $13?? Go to the self-entitled page
     

  3. Southern Comfort

    Southern Comfort Well-Known Member

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    Mar 22, 2015
    Just leave a bar in your car. Same thing and only a buck.
     
  4. Gnarbutter

    Gnarbutter Well-Known Member

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    Jan 27, 2014
    +1
     
  5. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Bwahahahahhaha
     
  6. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    sex wax is for kooks
     
  7. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Crap, I've been using it because I got 3 bars for free.
     
  8. mrcoop

    mrcoop Well-Known Member

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    Jun 22, 2010
    I do Love that smell...
     
  9. chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2006
    I was at the 7 11 at Whalebone Junction when a fat red neck touron came running out waving a bar at his wife yelling "Looky whut I git fer us!".


    My imagination made me sick and skeert.
     
  10. Southern Comfort

    Southern Comfort Well-Known Member

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    Mar 22, 2015
    I've always wondered if some idiot tried to use it for actual sex. That would hurt!!!
     
  11. chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2006
    Maybe rub some on her thighs so you can't buck her off.
     
  12. illuminite

    illuminite Well-Known Member

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    Apr 3, 2014
    fu wax is where its at
     
  13. Aguaholic

    Aguaholic Well-Known Member

    Oct 26, 2007
    The newer Sex Wax isn't bad. It's not like the old stuff that was like candle wax. It's called quick humps....lol....go figure.
     
  14. natkitchen

    natkitchen Well-Known Member

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    Mar 29, 2011
    I use sticky bumps
     
  15. IceBoi

    IceBoi Active Member

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    Dec 9, 2014
    +1 sticky bumps
     
  16. Southern Comfort

    Southern Comfort Well-Known Member

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    Mar 22, 2015
    I've been using some wax made by Rob Machado. Can't remember the name but the shop owner gave me like 5 bars last summer for free when I bought a new leash. Seems a lot like Mrs. Palmers so I dig it.
     
  17. natkitchen

    natkitchen Well-Known Member

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    Mar 29, 2011
    I tried the fu wax but it was almost too sticky ie missing chest hairs and stuff. It also goes away quicker.
     
  18. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    Only pay 13 $ if you get 13 bars!
     
  19. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010
    My wife got me some of those Sex Wax air fresheners for a Christmas stocking stuffer. I love them, they last a long time.

    IMHO, Sex Wax was the best wax when I was a young grom. I still like it, but the scent doesn't seem to be as strong or last as long as it did back then. Paddling out with that smell was almost as intoxicating as the surf.
     
  20. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    You need to try the candles. So damn good it's hard not to want to eat them. Keep them away from Miss Lippy.