So it's October again, which means it is time for my favorite holiday of the year: Slutty-Costume-O-Ween. For the past few years I've been rocking various ocean-related costumes including: * Scuba Steve * Dude caught by a mermaid (coupled with a mermaid) * Shark bait (I got a huge stuffed shark and then just wore my rashguard+trunks) But now I need another surf-related costume for this year. My goal is to go to some super drunk disco parties (possibly on harbor-cruise boats) and check out as many girls wearing super slutty costumes as possible. I don't think there are really any famous surfers who people would recognize a "costume" version of... maybe the Endless Summer poster or something, but that would be tricky too
Dude, have fun. Halloween used to be a time to be creative. This year, my 3 year old picked out a full body giraffe costume for me to wear. Ugh. What are you gonna do? 10 years ago, I was walking the streets dressed as a human tampon, with a string and everything. My cotton ball afro got drenched in Ketchup by the time we got to the second bar. Ohh how times change.
Hey I know that guy epictetus. I always see him out in the lineup. Sometimes it seems like hes on the left side of me then the next second he'll be on the right side of me.. Sometimes it's like theres thousands of him.. he must just be a fast paddler.
you can get a superdark fake tan and do a fake black eye and be the brazillian guy that that Auzzie lit up when he dropped in on him. [video=youtube;S2Ne4kUGgbQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2Ne4kUGgbQ[/video]
Halloween is a pain in the ass. Get dressed up so you can go drink with people you dress normally to drink with. But, I like the shark idea. Wear a red shirt. Get a big stuffed shark and rip a hole in its mouth. Insert arm into hole. Instant shark attack victim costume. Last time I "had to wear a costume" I tied a leaf to a 1" string and taped the string to the brim of a hat. When anyone asked what the hell that was I just blew at the leaf and called it my leaf blower costume.
You could get a blonde wig and go in drag as a one-armed Bethany Hamilton. Or would that be too irreverent?
you cold rub onions under your eyes making yourself cry all nite and roll around with an older dude you call stepdad and say you are Medina. make sure you leave early and never seal the deal and complain about EVERYTHING
you are out of your cotton pickin mind. its a free for all for chics to unleash and dress like their inner slut. I wish Halloween was every Friday
10 years ago, I was walking the streets dressed as a human tampon, with a string and everything. My cotton ball afro got drenched in Ketchup by the time we got to the second bar. Ohh how times change. Hahahah that's good
