Surf wax removal from gf clothes

Use and iron with a damp cloth. Or, move to Mexican! Good luck!

 

You can try-

Hot water (melts it to rinse it out)

Goo gone (but it stinks)

Test this first - I have not tried it on more delicate clothes only my own (and car seats)

 

Try this.

http://m.wikihow.com/Remove-Wax-from-Clothing

 

donate and buy new

 

Ask it nicely

 

Get new girlfriend. There are plenty around.

 

As for the girlfriend:
- How tall is she?
- Have you found a wetsuite to fit her?
- How are her cooking skillz?
- Got any pics?

As for the wax in the clothes:
- Too bad it was Sticky Bumps brand. Sex wax and Mrs Palmers comes out more easy.
- You're focked, the wax ain't coming out.
- Get new clothes and/or girlfriend. Both are readily available all the time.

 

Don't wet the cloth... the cloth has to absorb the wax. Paper towels work, too.

 

White people problems

 

That is very "white" of you to notice that.

 

Precisely.

 

It's her fault. It's the woman's job to do the laundry, and as part of her duty, she shoulda been checking for wax and money. Kindly explain this to her and I'm sure it will all blow over soon.

 

bwhahahahahahaa

 

^True dat. Raise your biatch hand high and lay down the law.



Make sure you got somewhere else to crash for a night or 2

 

try hand sanitizer. you may laugh, but thats the only thing that got xmas tree sap of my jacket sleeve.

 

You're right get your hoe In line.

 

home depot sells some pure orange oil stuff that works and smells better than "goo gone"

and def take her down a peg for making you do the laundry. this used to be such a great country...

 

Dish soap